Tales of NY series

All by the Nigerian man NY

Two Elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while
one elephant says to the other: “I really don’t get how
he can feed himself with that thing!”
6
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so
bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
7
Oh darling, since you’ve started dieting, you’ve become
such a passionate kisser…
What do you mean, passionate? I’m looking for food
remains!
8
Little Johnny once bought his Grandma a very nice,
luxurious toilet brush for her birthday. But when he went
to visit her a couple of weeks later, it wasn't in the
bathroom.
Little Johnny asked his Grandma, “Gran, what
happened to the toilet brush I gave you?”
“Darling, I'm sorry but I just didn’t like it. It was too
scratchy. After all those years, I’ve gotten used to the
toilet paper.”
9
Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye
problem?
Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell?
Doctor: Because you came in through the window
instead of the door.

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