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Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last
Christmas and it's still printing.
Its More F...
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale
it said, "I need your weight not your phone
number."
swaggerboy
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a
camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of
wine, they laid down for the night, and went to
sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and
nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at
the sky and tell me what you see." Watson
replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for
a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there
are millions of galaxies, and potentially billions
of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn
is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time
is approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful
and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a
beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "It
tells me that someone has stolen our tent."
chinie
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the
beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are
family, even though you're fatter than me."
Anonymous
Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one
was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
LaughFactory
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an
ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no
professionals."
Anonymous
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke
into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed
9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the
"CALL" button.
Anonymous
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart,
she lowered the prices.
zacky
Yo momma is so fat that Dora can't even
explore her!
Haydenjr1
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said,
"Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!"
Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Anonymous
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let
there be light," he asked your mother to move
out of the way.
Anonymous
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home
15 minutes before she does
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